How do I teach a giraffe to attack on command?
filed in Pets on Jan.22, 2010
I have recently acquired a very exotic pet. A giraffe. For the most part, he is a loving and gentle creature, but this does not suit my needs.
What I wanted was a guard giraffe, to protect my home and familly. I feel that this unusual creature could employ his powerful mandibles and long reach to bite intruders into submission, but I cannot seem to condition him for combat and guard duties. He is just too good-natured.
Is there a way to train my giraffe to attack on command?
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
Try Clicker training.
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
I just hired thugs to beat on my giraffe, starting from when he was very little. Now he hates all men, and now I have to muzzle him when I have fellows over, because he ate my last boyfriend
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
Is it April 1st where you are? I have to wait another hour and a half.
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
Kick him in the leg as many times as you want.
Soon enough, he’ll be so irritated that he’ll bite the head off of anything.
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
Step 1: Get a life.
check back for steps two and three.
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
Use yourself as bait?…..
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
girrafes arnt good for the job you need geese, a mob of geese. if anything gets to close it will be mobbed and bitten, it hurts but its funny
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
wow. Good luck with that
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
i would ask the advise of those attack dog trainers. make sure you have a thickly padded giraffe attack suit to put on during its training.
January 22nd, 2010 on 3:40 am
Kick the giraffe in the nuts, and when he turns around to ask you what the hell, point at the person you want him to attack and say "he did it".